But not every cougar (a hot woman several years older than you) is Mrs.
Older women have limited patience for the shenanigans of youth, so stick to these five no-fail rules and you will be dating older women in no time.
All this buildup is so you understand Ben had his pick at all walks of life. The Case for An Older Woman answers that rhetorical question.
If you’re nervous about how to go about it, just remember that the most important thing you can do is to have confidence in who you are and to not make such a big deal out of your age difference.
Then just sit back, relax, and enjoy the relationship, just as you would do when dating a woman of any age.
Make no mistake — older women are looking for men, not boys. Nothing is more attractive to her than a young guy who can fill her needs as a man and in the sack. Part of the turn-on of an older woman is her intellect and accomplishments.
But you’re in luck — she’s going to be attracted to you before you even open your mouth. It’s going to end eventually, so don’t talk about a relationship with her. Don’t talk about your feelings and emotions and how you’re falling for her unless she does it first. She’s looking to enjoy herself because most of the men in her age range are not in the physical shape she desires and are already broken and destroyed. In order to succeed, she probably had to be smarter than the men around her.
No matter how hot, smart, or successful she is, an older woman will always be afraid you’re going to leave her for a younger one.
It’s the one thing she can’t compete with, and she’s smart enough to know youth in women, by itself, is attractive.
While young men have always sought no-strings sex with ladies who can pay for their own meal, older women only recently took advantage, or at least stopped doing it covertly.
If Andy Dick daubed PCP off Michael Vick's nightstand with his flapping knife wound, things still wouldn't get as raucous as an eight-woman bachelorette party at P. So at some point, sucking the life out of the young was yanked from the list of activities society frowns on women for doing while congratulating middle-aged men in Camaros. Some folks may hit it off, start a family, and be cursed by the Lord for their hubris with birth-defected children, but most understand the beauty is it can't last.
To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are "Bicycle Made of Babies." We're not slagging them. We're just saying don't let them get your home address.
If you can't protect yourself, you'd get safer kicks doing surgery at home to save money.
When I was 23, my friend taught me one of life’s greatest lessons: Older women make decisions fast.