Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed.
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it? Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen.
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE” Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Man, that hit the "spot." Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
" A: "With a bee bee gun." Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?