Unfortunately, you may get fatter and balder with age and her cooking, but she appears to age backwards.With every Jewish couple I know, the question is generally, “How did he get her? What we lack in naturally skinny thighs, we make up for in effort and abusing your Amex to physically enhance ourselves.
Sorry to start with the obvious, but it's got to be stated.
A Jewish wife's chicken soup is as miraculous as the parting of the Red Sea and as delicious as Mannah from heaven.
We have witnessed so many success stories; let the next one be yours!
A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4×4's and park them horrendously is commendable, and we're more than willing to hold charity events in our homes.
She truly cares about your happiness and overall success.
So, you won’t face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can’t promise you won’t be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She's always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.
Honestly, if Moses had just sent his wife, she would have charmed Pharaoh into giving the Jews freedom wayyy earlier.
#letherpeoplego Much like the 10 Commandments, she treats trips to the gym, spa and hairdresser as things to simply live by.
Yes, you may be better at the stock market than she is (Bull and bear what?